there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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