Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?