I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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