and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
A bitchslap is in order.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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