question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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