I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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