i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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