dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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