Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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