It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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