Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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