So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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