Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I hate all girls vehemently.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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