he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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