I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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