i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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