Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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