Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i was born a porn star she said
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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