hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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