Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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