There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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