is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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