think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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