i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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