Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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