I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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