Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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