She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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