Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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