how can u be prego again
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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