I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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