I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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