Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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