it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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