Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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