i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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