I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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