I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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