Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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