He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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