just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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