I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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