IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
