im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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