the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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