so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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