we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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