My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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