So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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