just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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