How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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