You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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