Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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