Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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